A guide to life

A. Are you alive? If so, proceed to B.

B. Do you own a house? If so, proceed to C.

C. Does your house have a temperature controlled shower? If so, proceed to D.

D. You win at life.

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#1· Amanda

868 days ago

Excellent! A winner is me.

#2· marie

867 days ago

hmm who knew havin a house and temperature controlled showers could lead to utopia. I thought it was cadbury chocolate and air-con…....damn lost again…..

#3· Merinda

867 days ago

Do you still win if its your mother that owns the house with the shower?

#4· ru1

866 days ago

haha i win! cos im Dr Tran!!!

#5· Dan

866 days ago

The rules are as follows:

1. You must own the house. Not rent, not borrow, not steal. Own.
2. Temperature must be displayed, on a screen, and be adjustable by pressing up and down buttons.
3. See rule 1.

So, Amanda and Mel, while you are both worthy of victory, you have not won at life yet. Oh no.

Ru. You have not won either, because you are drunk. While drunk people are also worthy of victory, they have not succeed in life yet.

Marie, while choco… oh sod it, chocolate is awesome.