Happi not Happy

I take it all back. All of it. It’s yours. Posting whilst inebriated is each one of the 13 legal kinds of awesome and a significant number of 37 illegal ones. However, something which is not quite so awesome is 8 hours of Royal Show Horror (capital necessary) in which Japan brought an expensive robot from Japan, put it in a tiny room, and then told us happi-coat wearing lambs-to-the-slaughter that we had to tell the hundred-so pissed off Aussies that they couldn’t fit in said room and that they would have to wait for two hours. Then repeat that six times a day.

Actually, I take it all back, you can have it. It was secretly a lot of fun and I feel like I should go into customer service. And investigate the stick-insect fashion models that were in the next stall over. I’ve never felt so attracted to and repulsed by a body type before. Tall and skinny is great. Really tall and really skinny is, er, still kind of great but also really gross. In a great way.

I’m so confused.

Posted in Rant on Friday October 6, 2006.