Irate Arachnids

Hi, i’m Mother Nature – welcome home! While you’re fumbling for your keys in the dark, please enjoy this very large, very irate, spider that I’ve encouraged to drop directly in front of your face, so that it may swing back and forth whilst trying to bite you in the eye. I’ve also taken the liberty of scattering several other large spiders throughout your house, and you should notice at least one of them as you turn on the lights inside. I even managed to squeeze one onto the roof of your bedroom! I know, I know, I outdo myself sometimes. Anyway, I really need to go, I have some children I need to terrorize with scorpions. Sleep well.

Posted in Rant on Friday May 11, 2007.