My Head. This Wall.

I am eating a packet of mixed nuts and I have just noticed the warning on the back of packet, “WARNING: MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF NUTS.” Wow.

This afternoon, as I pedalled up the cycle lane of a major road, I noticed that someone had replaced the A’s on the bus shelters with penises. A stubby veined cock snuggled up to CTION. Admittedly, the public transport here isn’t the best, but our wannabe graffiti artist had obviously felt very strongly on the issue, as they’d put hairy balls on every A for about five kilometres.

Is Australia getting stupider, or is it just me?

Posted in Oz on Sunday July 6, 2008.