Eat Fender, Dirtbag

This is a video clip in which some idiot runs on stage at a ‘Stones concert and Keith Richards calmly turns down the volume on his axe, beats the intruder across the face with it (he wields it as one would swing a baseball bat) then cooly turns the volume back up and keeps playing. It’s so rock it hurts. Fear your new aging, skeletal, drug-fucked, guitar-wielding overlords. I know I do.