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Win Friends. Influence People. (tinear.net)

Win Friends. Influence People.

A bullet-proof plan to ensure those IT people passing you in the corridor are laughing at you, not with you:

  1. Hold large meeting
  2. Invite IT people
  3. Begin spittle-flecked rant
  4. Insinuate IT people are overpaid
  5. Use the word “Logarithm” in the place of “Algorithm”
  6. Do it again
  7. And again
  8. Now storm out

Brilliant, you’re well on your way!

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