Moan

I just went to chuck a piss in the staff toilets and there is some seriously dubious heavy breathing going on in one of the cubicles. Either someone’s got some life threatening constipation or they just ran a marathon and decided to warm down by squatting in the loo groaning. That’s probably the fastest pee I’ve ever taken.

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#1· trace
1574 days ago Probably someone having a heart attack and you LET HIM DIE!
#2· Dan
1573 days ago No way, a heart attack victim would have been making way less noise
#3· Haruka
1572 days ago you let him die..o..it will be on KINRAN (suzunish high school newspaper) as the biggest piece of news.
#4· Dan
1572 days ago Oh shit, busted. I hope noone checks the toilet stall for a while, at least until i’m out of the country.

/runs for a plane

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